strideary:

with the taste of your lips im on a ride

you’re toxic, im slipping under your tragic spell called friendship which is ridden with lies and a false sense of hope and security


earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

(Source: gusfriing)


aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead


siggymcpissyface:

stop whatever you’re doing and play this http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/cronus-ampora-edition/
all the sprites i got are from bitethevweenie's post here

siggymcpissyface:

stop whatever you’re doing and play this http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/cronus-ampora-edition/

all the sprites i got are from bitethevweenie's post here


sarahharasb:

theboychosenbythekeyblade:

you forgot the best one:

So he came prepared lol.

(Source: wololo-wololo-blog)


souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania)



grilledcheese4evr:

howtobeafuckinglady:

vipcunt:

quickweaves:

vinebox:

When girls tell they friends what to text their boyfriend

GOD

LMAOOO ME AND ARIELLE DO THIS

this is really how it go tho omg

omg


misssuzyvalentine:

edgysatsuma:

fozmeadows:

whataboutthemenses:

blackamazon:

facebooksexism:

breewriteswords:

pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

  • supports a Palestinian state
  • supports Aids CHarities
  • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
  • nick named Hurricane Hazel
  • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

This woman is officially my new hero.

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

New hero in life. 


(Source: tra-nsparent)


with the taste of your lips im on a ride

you’re toxic, im slipping under your tragic spell called friendship which is ridden with lies and a false sense of hope and security



shannibal-cannibal:

kyssthis16:

theroguefeminist:

harperisafairy:

sciencedoer:

kurentsee:

Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”

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I don’t think anyone could possibly imagine what having these would mean to me 

That’s neat.

wow

HERE FOR THIS

goddamn i adore imogen. she’s a fucking mad scientist musician.


sexisted:

why does boredom have to exist


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johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

(Source: thelastdandelion)